Swine Flu

[malcolm]

I called the Swine Flu hotline ... All I got was crackling.
I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers.
Another is that you get the trotts.
But, I woke up with pig tails this morning ... Should I be worried?

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it must have
been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal application
of oinkment.


Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all
Going to be cured anyway.

News Flash .... This just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a
Joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the aporkalypse.

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.

I just heard on the news that, "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to
Every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married then, isn't it?

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild hamademic, don't believe the
spam you're getting.

You've got to hand it to the Mexicans. Even Osama Bin Laden didn't scare this many
Americans.

[Britchick]

you need a good slap :slap: :tongue: :LOL:

[foreverducky]

:lol:

[daveann]

my son is really ill with swine flu at the moment will send him this might cheer him up :lol:

[Ursula]

Lol... norty Malcolm.... as ever.