View Full Version : Well it had to happen didn't it....

06-12-2009, 11:43 PM
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Elin Woods was just offered an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. The slogan will be: "Clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
What did Tiger change his name to? Cheetah

06-12-2009, 11:46 PM
We knew this was coming! :D

07-12-2009, 05:53 PM
Yeah. Well, it gets worse. This from Saturday Night Live!

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Of course, I still like the one about Tiger's new movie; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant!

Tom (:macwave:... he did it... he's fair game!)