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mumof2
30-01-2010, 09:03 PM
:wink:

:evil:

:evil:

:evil:

:evil:

:stirthepot:

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles...........U C L A!

:happydance::taunt2:

mumof2
30-01-2010, 09:04 PM
:ROFL1::applaudit::laughhard:

lisaw
30-01-2010, 09:06 PM
Oh no is there no escape! :beg:

mumof2
30-01-2010, 09:11 PM
:laughabove:

:ROFL:

Britchick
30-01-2010, 11:28 PM
That's exactly what I thought Lisa!

Tinkfan
31-01-2010, 03:37 AM
:devillaugh::happybounce::slap:

Ursula
31-01-2010, 07:13 AM
Whooooooooooosh! :unsure:

mumof2
31-01-2010, 09:38 AM
Whooooooooooosh! :unsure:


don't you get it Helly, or is it lisa and brit that are confusing you?

Let me explain......over on FB i have been posting some simple but very, very, VERY funny (:tongue:) jokes such as this one, and for some peculiar reason everyone wants me to stop.

In fact, i do believe they want to punch me at the very least......

......i can't imagine why :unsure:


so i thought i would treat all my friends here to some of the jokes instead, or maybe as well as......:yes:

lisaw
31-01-2010, 10:06 AM
treat being in inverted commas right? :slap:

mumof2
31-01-2010, 10:30 AM
treat being in inverted commas right? :slap:



:biggrin:

Ursula
31-01-2010, 03:46 PM
Ah ok. I don't do FB. Yes please... post them her4e hun.... ;)

mumof2
31-01-2010, 03:52 PM
and you won't punch me.......? :unsure:

mumof2
31-01-2010, 04:01 PM
Knowing how witty you are Helly, you probably know them anyway!



A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Tink
31-01-2010, 04:16 PM
:laugh:

Thank you for posting them here! :laugh: I don't do facebook either, and regardless of how simple, I love that sort of pun! :yes:

mumof2
31-01-2010, 04:37 PM
yaaaay, i knew they'd be appreciated somewhere! :thumbsup:

lisaw
31-01-2010, 04:38 PM
:taunt:

mumof2
31-01-2010, 04:55 PM
:taunt:

:slap: ooooh you wait Mrs!

mumof2
31-01-2010, 05:00 PM
What do you call James Bond in the bath?
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Bubble 07!

lisaw
31-01-2010, 05:05 PM
:thud:

mumof2
31-01-2010, 06:44 PM
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?






Tagliateddy !

~x~x~

Ursula
31-01-2010, 10:17 PM
Ha! Cool! XXXXXXXXXX

Ursula
31-01-2010, 10:18 PM
and you won't punch me.......? :unsure:

Aw, never in a million years X:hug2:

mumof2
01-02-2010, 08:51 AM
Aw, never in a million years X:hug2:


awww thank you sweetie, there are *some* people out there that would be more than willing......you know who you are!! :tongue:

Disneybumble
01-02-2010, 09:37 AM
I think you need help.

mumof2
01-02-2010, 11:40 AM
I think you need help.


You and many others, my dear! :taunt:

mumof2
01-02-2010, 11:52 AM
Knock Knock,


Who's There?


Lettuce


Lettuce who?


Lettuce in, its cold outside!

Tink
02-02-2010, 05:03 AM
OMG!!!! Seth is SO going to love that one!!!!

He laughs uproariously at knock, knock jokes!! His current favorite is:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
No need to cry. Come on in!

Silly ones are the best with him. His laughter is infectious. :yes:

mumof2
02-02-2010, 09:25 AM
Here's another for him Tink :thumbsup:



KNOCK KNOCK


Who's There?

Canoe


Canoe who?

Canoe come out to play?

Tinkfan
02-02-2010, 12:23 PM
Knock Knock,


Who's There?


Lettuce


Lettuce who?


Lettuce in, its cold outside!

:lalala::ouch: I think I heard that in Kindergarten....

mumof2
02-02-2010, 01:01 PM
:lalala::ouch: I think I heard that in Kindergarten....


yeah, but it's still funny - you know it is! :yes:

Tinkfan
02-02-2010, 09:18 PM
Funnier to SOME people apparently!!!!:hug2::laugh2::ROFL1:

mumof2
02-02-2010, 09:37 PM
:biggrin:

Britchick
02-02-2010, 10:26 PM
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?






Tagliateddy !

~x~x~



i like that one! lol

mumof2
03-02-2010, 07:44 AM
:wiggle: hurrah!