he he he......

[mumof2]

:wink:

:evil:

:evil:

:evil:

:evil:

:stirthepot:

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles...........U C L A!

:happydance::taunt2:

[mumof2]

:ROFL1::applaudit::laughhard:

[lisaw]

Oh no is there no escape! :beg:

[mumof2]

:laughabove:

:ROFL:

[Britchick]

That's exactly what I thought Lisa!

[Tinkfan]

:devillaugh::happybounce::slap:

[Ursula]

Whooooooooooosh! :unsure:

[mumof2]

Whooooooooooosh! :unsure:


don't you get it Helly, or is it lisa and brit that are confusing you?

Let me explain......over on FB i have been posting some simple but very, very, VERY funny (:tongue:) jokes such as this one, and for some peculiar reason everyone wants me to stop.

In fact, i do believe they want to punch me at the very least......

......i can't imagine why :unsure:


so i thought i would treat all my friends here to some of the jokes instead, or maybe as well as......:yes:

[lisaw]

treat being in inverted commas right? :slap:

[mumof2]

treat being in inverted commas right? :slap:



:biggrin:

[Ursula]

Ah ok. I don't do FB. Yes please... post them her4e hun.... ;)

[mumof2]

and you won't punch me.......? :unsure:

[mumof2]

Knowing how witty you are Helly, you probably know them anyway!



A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Tink]

:laugh:

Thank you for posting them here! :laugh: I don't do facebook either, and regardless of how simple, I love that sort of pun! :yes:

[mumof2]

yaaaay, i knew they'd be appreciated somewhere! :thumbsup:

[lisaw]

:taunt:

[mumof2]

:taunt:

:slap: ooooh you wait Mrs!

[mumof2]

What do you call James Bond in the bath?
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Bubble 07!

[lisaw]

:thud:

[mumof2]

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?






Tagliateddy !

~x~x~

[Ursula]

Ha! Cool! XXXXXXXXXX

[Ursula]

and you won't punch me.......? :unsure:

Aw, never in a million years X:hug2:

[mumof2]

Aw, never in a million years X:hug2:


awww thank you sweetie, there are *some* people out there that would be more than willing......you know who you are!! :tongue:

[Disneybumble]

I think you need help.

[mumof2]

I think you need help.


You and many others, my dear! :taunt:

[mumof2]

Knock Knock,


Who's There?


Lettuce


Lettuce who?


Lettuce in, its cold outside!

[Tink]

OMG!!!! Seth is SO going to love that one!!!!

He laughs uproariously at knock, knock jokes!! His current favorite is:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
No need to cry. Come on in!

Silly ones are the best with him. His laughter is infectious. :yes:

[mumof2]

Here's another for him Tink :thumbsup:



KNOCK KNOCK


Who's There?

Canoe


Canoe who?

Canoe come out to play?

[Tinkfan]

Knock Knock,


Who's There?


Lettuce


Lettuce who?


Lettuce in, its cold outside!

:lalala::ouch: I think I heard that in Kindergarten....

[mumof2]

:lalala::ouch: I think I heard that in Kindergarten....


yeah, but it's still funny - you know it is! :yes:

[Tinkfan]

Funnier to SOME people apparently!!!!:hug2::laugh2::ROFL1:

[mumof2]

:biggrin:

[Britchick]

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?






Tagliateddy !

~x~x~



i like that one! lol

[mumof2]

:wiggle: hurrah!