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Britchick
21-03-2010, 10:54 AM
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
>>>>> he hears a knock at the door.
>>>>>
>>>>> When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
>>>>> clip board and yelling,
>>>>>
>>>>> 'You Sign! You sign!'
>>>>>
>>>>> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
>>>>> starts to yell louder,'You Sign! You sign!'
>>>>>
>>>>> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and
>>>>> shuts the door in his face.
>>>>>
>>>>> The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
>>>>>
>>>>> When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
>>>>> brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
>>>>> 'You sign! You sign!'
>>>>>
>>>>> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
>>>>> Chinese man back, shouting:
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he
>>>>> slams the door in his face again.
>>>>>
>>>>> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
>>>>> hears a knock on the door again.
>>>>>
>>>>> On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
>>>>> clipboard under his nose, shouting 'You sign! You sign!'
>>>>>
>>>>> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
>>>>>
>>>>> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
>>>>> Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
>>>>> 'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong
>>>>> name! Who do you want to give these to?'
>>>>> The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
>>>>> says:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> (Wait for it)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>





>>>>>
>>>>> 'You not Nissan Main Deala?'

Tink
21-03-2010, 11:35 AM
:laugh:

I must say, I was a little worried, wondering what the punch line would be! :laugh:

mumof2
21-03-2010, 11:50 AM
:slap: .................................................. ......... :laugh:

luvthemansion
21-03-2010, 12:28 PM
:worship::worship::point:

Tinkfan
21-03-2010, 12:28 PM
:point::slap:

Dawn
21-03-2010, 12:29 PM
:thud:

Britchick
21-03-2010, 12:34 PM
:laugh:

I must say, I was a little worried, wondering what the punch line would be! :laugh:

ahhh you're safe in my hands Tink, i know where the line is ....................:unsure:

Isafari
21-03-2010, 12:46 PM
:lol: had to email that to a few friends!

Tink
21-03-2010, 02:46 PM
ahhh you're safe in my hands Tink, i know where the line is ....................:unsure:

Whew! ;)

lisaw
21-03-2010, 03:35 PM
:rolleyes:

Beccaberry
22-03-2010, 12:49 AM
:ROFL:

Skywatcher
22-03-2010, 07:47 AM
:laugh: