knock knock

[robertcraig]

knock knock who's there justin--justin who justin time for a wee cup of tea:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

[arkvilla]

Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

Sandra

[robertcraig]

Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

Sandra
must admit i prefer a mug myself

[Claire]

I'm more a coffee kind of girl!

Any more jokes Robert? :D

[robertcraig]

when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away

[Claire]

when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away

:lol:

[robertcraig]

I met a cowboy with brown paper hat,paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling

[Tink]

:laugh:

Just my kind of jokes! :D

[robertcraig]

I knocked and a woman opened her door in her nightdress. I thought what a strange place to have a door

[robertcraig]

why did the blind chicken cross the road? To go to the Birds Eye shop

[Tink]

:D :D :D

[robertcraig]

what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

[Slowhand]

"Knock Knock"
"Who`s there?"
"Old lady"
"Old lady who?"












"I never knew that you could yodel" :lol:

[Tink]

:laugh:

[Esmeralda]

How do you get insects to race?


















































One Two Flea Go!

[robertcraig]

How do you get insects to race?


















































One Two Flea Go!
like it got any more:point::point::point::point::yes::yes::yes:

[robertcraig]

what is yellow and black and goes zzub zzub?






A bee going backwards.

[Tink]

THAT one I knew! LOLOL!

[Esmeralda]

I can't tell you my joke (in my siggy), not here anyway.

[arkvilla]

Q) What do you et if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?????
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A) A Wooley Jumper

[arkvilla]

Q) What do you call a sleeping Bull?????
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A) A Bulldozer



Sandra

[DisneyFreak]

Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

Sandra

I was on a long road trip recently and I was running behind and did not want to stop for any reason. I really could have used a wee cup. :exit:

[Tink]

Q) What do you call a sleeping Bull?????
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A) A Bulldozer



Sandra


:lol: Like it! Like it!!!

[robertcraig]

Q) What do you call a sleeping Bull?????
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A) A Bulldozer



Sandra
very good keep them coming:point::point::point::yes:

[robertcraig]

where does a 6 foot gorilla sleep









any where he ####### likes

[robertcraig]

WHY was the six frightened of the seven because the seven eight nine

[Tink]

:laugh:

GOOD ONE!!!!!

[robertcraig]

remember to send your best christmas cracker jokes this year

[robertcraig]

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost;dont spook until youre spooken to;

[robertcraig]

NEIL DIAMONDS thanksgiving songs "I YAM I SAID and KEN-TURKEY WOMAN

[Claire]

I caught a chap pouring milk and cream over my car last night. I thought "How dare he".

[robertcraig]

DENTISTS ARE GOING ON STRIKE-----BRACE YOURSELF

[Slowhand]

DENTISTS ARE GOING ON STRIKE-----BRACE YOURSELF
Is that the tooth, or is it a fib? :lol;

[robertcraig]

strange quiz answers
Aubergine------Native of AUSTRALIA
K2------K9 is a dog so K2 must be a puppy
LUNAR CYCLE--A bicycle thats powered by the moon

[chief]

what do you call a penguin in the dessert??






LOST!!

[robertcraig]

Why do bears have fur coats because they would look silly in a raincoat

[robertcraig]

WINNING joke at edinburgh festival---- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SNOW WHITE and THE SEVEN DWARVES

[robertcraig]

Somebody said are the cats big at WDW
wHY --You should see the size of the MOUSE

[robertcraig]

Knock knock--who is there

Cash

Cash who

No thanks I prefer Peanuts:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

[catrancher]

Pappa tomato, Mamma tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street.

Baby tomato kept falling behind.

So Daddy tomato turned around, squashed him and said "catchup".

Tom (:macwave:... I'll go back to me corner now...)

[Tink]

< snicker >

[robertcraig]

Why did the elephant cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off

:chdance::chdance::chdance:

[Britchick]

Why are pirates called pirates?




Because they arrrrrrggggghhhhh!

[Tink]

:lol: Both are great! (I love simple, and silly for jokes. :yes: Especially those that play on word meaning). :D :D

[robertcraig]

THIS IS STAR WARS DAY-------MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

[Tink]

So does that make today Revenge of the Fifth? ;)

[robertcraig]

Two silkworms were having a race ------It ended in a tie

[uscwest]

Do we have a GROAN smiley?

[DisneyFreak]

Why did Goofy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

:goofy:

[robertcraig]

Why did Goofy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

:goofy:

like it got any more

[DisneyFreak]

like it got any more

Unfortunately this is the only joke I remember from this old Mickey Joke book I used to have.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSD_TLbEMkDPGAnMb2fnfBtZ20MjdhPN dNrJr7NDfrlPq5ojzAb

[Suebeattie]

Lol

:wiggle: