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malcolm
15-12-2010, 07:09 PM
The Police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said..."is this your wife sir ?".......Shocked i answered "Yes.." They said "I'm afraid it looks like she has been hit by a bus..." I said " I know...but she's got such a lovely personality.."

The wife's been missing for over a week now. This morning the Police called round to say i should prepare for the worst. So i have had to go down the charity shop and get all her clothes back...

uscwest
15-12-2010, 07:12 PM
Malcolm that is bad. LOL

arkvilla
15-12-2010, 07:30 PM
You had better wear a tin hat to bed tonight Malcolm.... :fryingpan:

Sandra

foreverducky
15-12-2010, 07:53 PM
Wow, that's rough! But very funny!

Skywatcher
17-12-2010, 02:25 PM
:evil:

josh.p.
17-12-2010, 10:12 PM
:evil: :rotfl:

Tinkfan
18-12-2010, 01:24 PM
:nono::nono::taunt: