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malcolm
30-11-2011, 08:53 PM
Got home late last night and there was a tin of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts on the dining room table and a nice little note saying my "one" was in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and hunted.... and i mean hunted lads to no avail
Well back to the dining room and opend the tin....5 in the tin one missing....back to kitchen and no sign of mine..... sod it went to tin and pinched one.

Now....... Got home tonight it went like this....

"How many doughnuts in the tin dearest beloved when you bought them home?"
"6" she said..
"Did you have one ?"
"Yes " she said
"How many left in the tin then dear ?"
"5"
"And what did your note say ?"

"oh................."

Now... should i mention how nice her blond haircut is ???????

Britchick
30-11-2011, 10:59 PM
Malcolm just accept you are in the wrong and everything will be right with the world! :rolleyes:

Esmeralda
01-12-2011, 07:37 AM
Gah! There never was a krispy kreme doughnut for you.... Idiot!

You weren't meant to find the one for you because there wasn't one for you, you were meant to give up and go without.... men, they'll never understand us wimmin'.

uscwest
01-12-2011, 11:44 AM
Malcolm, it appears that your thread has been hijacked, but never fear as you did the right thing.

catrancher
01-12-2011, 12:27 PM
Now... should i mention how nice her blond haircut is ???????

Dunno.

Do you place any perceived value on your life? :unsure:

Tom (:macwave:... but you handled well. Even if you are gonna die.)

Kate
01-12-2011, 01:57 PM
Britchick and Esmerelda are right!!! :lol:

Watchinherskip
01-12-2011, 02:43 PM
Donuts!!!! (doing my best homer simpson). Give it up Malcom....never going to win.:surrender:

catrancher
01-12-2011, 03:13 PM
Donuts!!!!

:homer:

Is there anything they can't do?

Tom (:macwave:... where's Krusty the Clown when you need him?)

Tinkfan
03-12-2011, 03:13 AM
:wave: :taunt:I just bought some Krispy Kremes today and have a full box! Your welcome to share! ( and no my hair is not blond anymore!!! In Fact I won't have any until chemo is done!!!:tongue:)

Kate
03-12-2011, 08:34 AM
( and no my hair is not blond anymore!!! In Fact I won't have any until chemo is done!!!:tongue:)

:hug2: That made me smile (not in the sense of whats happening but the fact that you put it in the way that you did!) :)

malcolm
03-12-2011, 12:25 PM
:wave: :taunt:I just bought some Krispy Kremes today and have a full box! Your welcome to share! ( and no my hair is not blond anymore!!! In Fact I won't have any until chemo is done!!!:tongue:)

Checking flights hun.....get kettle on:hug2: