An oldie but goody...

[Ursula]

A husband comes in very drunk one night then wakes up and goes downstairs to find his wife cooking one of his socks.... puzzled he asks her what she's doing.... I'm doing what you asked me to do last night she says............:oops:

[Claire]

:lol:

[Tink]

:unsure: Ok. So I'm a dunce. :unsure:

Where's Josh when I need him? :lol:

[Ursula]

apparently the hubby climbed into bed very drunk and asked his wife to cook his sock.

[uscwest]

apparently the hubby climbed into bed very drunk and asked his wife to cook his sock.However, I'm sure that is NOT what he had in mind. :lol: :lol::slap::oops:

[Dawn]

And Helly has found her censorship boundary. :wink:

[Ursula]

oops I in trouble now... I see Dawn looking and she's a MOD! *squeaks*

[Ursula]

I know I know... it won't get any worse I promise..... touches that boundary line... just to see if it can be pushed any more......... nope!

[Dawn]

:lol: It's a long way out though isn't it? :D

[Ursula]

It is and it's good there is one.

[Tink]

Hmmmmmmm, now that our Becca was kind enough to educate me...

I'm thinking you and I have to have a private talk Miss Helly. Will you come in here please? There's a wee chair I'd like you to have a seat in...

[Ursula]

No! No private talks in scary wee chairs... I'm sorry. I won't do it again I promise!... really I won't... just no talks please.... gulp...... runs off to bedroom and slams door shut and barricades self in....... chair and bed against door... dresser next.... sits on bed shaking....

[Ursula]

Remembers Tinks wee chair very well :(... is it the same one still?... the one that's metal and has the legs in buckets of water and a wire coming from it that goes into the wall?.. that one?......

[Dawn]

A wee chair? Isn't that the toilet?

[Claire]

A wee chair? Isn't that the toilet?
It's a commode!

[Tink]

Now you stop your story telling Helly. You know the chair is the wee slipper chair, and it is where CERTAIN Misses have to have a seat while SOME behaviors are discussed.

I'll accept your decision to return to your angelic sweetness then. We'll look at this little episode as an isolated instance of slipped judgment.

(Prolly NOT a good idea to post jokes that Old Tink doesn't get! :dozey:

[Dawn]

S'ok Tink, I set out my boundary tape and Helly has found it. She's knows she can't step over it because I will confiscate the speshal crayons if she does. And take away her monitor badge. :D

[Ursula]

Noooooooo NOT THE MONITOR BADGE!

[Tink]

Annnnnd, I'll close the lid on Tink's Treasure Trunk and that would be very sad.
Plus I'd have to think lonnnnnnnnng and hard about those very unique and elaborate crayon sets I saw the other day.

[Ursula]

DH has just laughed and says it looks like they know how to deal with you.....

[Tink]

:hug2: No dealing necessary Helen. :hug2: Just having some wicked fun with the person you are.

[Ursula]

Thanks X I DO know the boundaries though so no panic XXXXX

[Tink]

I've never expected anything less from you. :hug2:

[Dawn]

Takes years of experience but eventually you figure out what makes a person behave. :D

[Ursula]

Lol... you can all stop looking... I can see you's all at the bottom there.... hoping to see my bare botty get the slipper were you..... lol....

[Tink]

:laugh:

[lisaw]

Lol... you can all stop looking... I can see you's all at the bottom there.... hoping to see my bare botty get the slipper were you..... lol....


:lol: Just learning from you Helen:D

[Claire]

Lol... you can all stop looking... I can see you's all at the bottom there.... hoping to see my bare botty get the slipper were you..... lol....

:laugh2: :hah: