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Beccaberry
24-08-2008, 03:13 AM
I have no idea why this makes me laugh....but it does...go ahead, give it a try!

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kazzaqld
24-08-2008, 03:18 AM
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Shellyamc
24-08-2008, 03:18 AM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Shelly&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shelly!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Shelly was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!</li><li>Shelly is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.</li><li>There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Shelly, though it may feel uncomfortable.</li><li>Shellyolatry is the mindless worship of Shelly.</li><li>Shelly is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.</li><li>If you put a drop of liquor on Shelly, she will go mad and sting herself to death!</li><li>Research indicates that Shelly will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.</li><li>The fingerprints of Shelly are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.</li><li>During severe windstorms, Shelly may sway several feet to either side!</li><li>Shelly is the only bird that can swim but not fly.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

Johnie
24-08-2008, 03:20 AM
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Dawn
24-08-2008, 08:38 AM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Dawn&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dawn!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Dawn is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!</li><li>India tested its first nuclear Dawn in 1974.</li><li>It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Dawn.</li><li>The only planet that rotates on its side is Dawn!</li><li>Dawn became extinct in England in 1486.</li><li>Dawn is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!</li><li>Dawn can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.</li><li>In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Dawn.</li><li>Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Dawn!</li><li>Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Dawn.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

Dizneyblonde
24-08-2008, 10:00 AM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Teresa&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Teresa!</a> </h2> <ol><li>About 100 people choke to death on Teresa each year.</li><li>There are six towns named Teresa in the United States!</li><li>Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Teresa.</li><li>Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Teresa supply!</li><li>Pacman was originally called Teresaman.</li><li>Teresa has 118 ridges around the edge.</li><li>Olympic badminton rules say that Teresa must have exactly fourteen feathers!</li><li>Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Teresa.</li><li>Olive oil was used for washing Teresa in the ancient Mediterranean world!</li><li>Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Teresa is near.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

Dawn
24-08-2008, 10:35 AM
:laugh:

No one knows what I'm laughing at though. :sigh;

Britchick
24-08-2008, 10:37 AM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Britchick&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Britchick!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Worldwide, britchick is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.</li><li>You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of britchick to reach the earth's core.</li><li>There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting britchick.</li><li>If you drop britchick from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.</li><li>Half a cup of britchick contains only seventeen calories.</li><li>The britchick-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand britchick-fights take place there every day.</li><li>Never store britchick at room temperature.</li><li>You share your birthday with britchick.</li><li>It is bad luck to walk under britchick!</li><li>Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are britchick.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

Dizneyblonde
24-08-2008, 11:01 AM
:laugh:

No one knows what I'm laughing at though. :sigh;


I do cos i choked on my tea when i read it ;)

Britchick
24-08-2008, 11:06 AM
i get it too :lol:

Dawn
24-08-2008, 11:19 AM
:D

Ursula
24-08-2008, 02:47 PM
ridges?

Ursula
24-08-2008, 02:49 PM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Helly&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Helly!</a> </h2> <ol><li>South Australia was the first place to allow Helly to stand for parliament.</li><li>While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Helly.</li><li>A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Helly.</li><li>Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Helly!</li><li>Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Helly!</li><li>More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Helly!</li><li>The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Helly Head!</li><li>Scientists believe that Helly began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.</li><li>The word 'samba' means 'to rub Helly'.</li><li>Helly is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

luvthemouse
24-08-2008, 02:52 PM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Krista&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Krista!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than krista.</li><li>Never store krista at room temperature!</li><li>Krista became extinct in England in 1486!</li><li>Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of krista.</li><li>By tradition, a girl standing under krista cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.</li><li>Krista can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!</li><li>The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on krista!</li><li>You share your birthday with krista.</li><li>Cats use their krista to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.</li><li>If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about krista!</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

Tink
24-08-2008, 02:56 PM
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Helly

My FAVORITE!! :yes:

Ursula
24-08-2008, 02:57 PM
Lol... she has good taste does that Cleo.... wunner if she wears Bozo shoes too! ROFLMAO!

Tink
24-08-2008, 02:59 PM
Oh I have it on good authority that Cleo LOVED the Bozo shoes! :yes: She had MUCH better taste than Helly's more common friends. :D :lol:

Dawn
24-08-2008, 03:00 PM
So Helly, how do you keep that Australian parliament in order?

Ursula
24-08-2008, 03:00 PM
Dawn can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.</li><li>In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Dawn.

I'm saying nuffin.....

Tink
24-08-2008, 03:01 PM
:laugh: :sorry:

Ursula
24-08-2008, 03:01 PM
Lol... I think we should print Tinks one up.....

Tink
24-08-2008, 03:02 PM
No, that's quite all right thank you. I'm passing on this one.

Dawn
24-08-2008, 03:03 PM
I'm saying nuffin.....

I think it's probably better that way. :lol:

Ursula
24-08-2008, 03:04 PM
Too late Tink.... hold on.... lol... it's so funny believe me....

Ursula
24-08-2008, 03:06 PM
It took Tink 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!</li><li>The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Tink.</li><li>Tink can turn her stomach inside out.</li><li>Tink once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.</li><li>Tink once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!</li><li>Tink can smell some things up to six miles away!</li><li>Tink can use only about ten percent of her brain.</li><li>Tink can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.</li><li>Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Tink.</li><li>Apples are covered with a thin layer of Tink.

Dawn
24-08-2008, 03:11 PM
Tink do that trick with your stomach again.

:laugh:

Ursula
24-08-2008, 03:13 PM
and she had the nerve to laugh at us!................

uscwest
24-08-2008, 04:11 PM
Ten Top Trivia Tips about John! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=John&gender=m)



John is only six percent water!
Every day in the UK, four people die putting John on.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into John.
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and John are all berries!
Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by John.
John can turn his stomach inside out.
If you kiss John for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
Johnocracy is government by John.
The most dangerous form of John is the bicycle.
If you lace John from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!

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Ursula
24-08-2008, 04:20 PM
Throws treadmill away.... c'mere John for kisses! Whooooooohoooooooooo!

Dawn
24-08-2008, 04:21 PM
John you appear to have a bit of a candle fetish. :rofl:

Dizneyblonde
24-08-2008, 04:43 PM
He can do Tink's party trick too!!!

luvthemouse
24-08-2008, 07:27 PM
I have laughed so hard at this thread....
Just wait til I see Donna again...we'll see just how trim she is!

tb2830
24-08-2008, 07:58 PM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Tracy&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tracy!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's tracy supply.</li><li>Tracy was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.</li><li>The word 'samba' means 'to rub tracy'.</li><li>Tracy is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.</li><li>Tracy is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.</li><li>Tracy never said 'Play it again, Sam'.</li><li>Tracy is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.</li><li>The colour of tracy is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!</li><li>Over half of Americans are officially tracy.</li><li>In Japan it is considered rude to talk with tracy in your mouth.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

lisaw
24-08-2008, 08:19 PM
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Feel free to mock :rolleyes008:

Dizneyblonde
24-08-2008, 08:22 PM
There is so much i could say about number 8 and 10!!! :lol:

lisaw
24-08-2008, 08:26 PM
There is so much i could say about number 8 and 10!!! :lol:

Tell me about it :rolleyes008:

Number 7 explains a lot of things, I feel like I live in a zoo most of the time :lol:

Dizneyblonde
24-08-2008, 08:37 PM
Notice i stayed well away from number 6!!!

lisaw
24-08-2008, 08:44 PM
Notice i stayed well away from number 6!!!

It's all pretty depressing - wish I hadn't posted it now :lol:

keith
24-08-2008, 09:38 PM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Keith&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keith!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Baby swans are called keith!</li><li>If you drop keith from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!</li><li>If keith was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.</li><li>The air around keith is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.</li><li>Donald Duck's middle name is keith.</li><li>Keith never said 'Play it again, Sam'.</li><li>The patron saint of keith is Saint Eugenie.</li><li>Keith cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!</li><li>American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating keith from each salad served in first class.</li><li>During severe windstorms, keith may sway several feet to either side.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

Dizneyblonde
24-08-2008, 09:41 PM
Love number 5!!!

Johnie
24-08-2008, 09:41 PM
:p all of these are killing me!

Beccaberry
24-08-2008, 10:29 PM
The air around keith is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.

That's just because you're so HOT! :wink:

Ursula
24-08-2008, 11:21 PM
Lol... stuffs hankie into mouth... these are so funny!

luvthemouse
24-08-2008, 11:25 PM
They are!!! I've been laughing myself silly..:lol:

uscwest
25-08-2008, 12:09 AM
Some of these are absolutely hilarious.

Dawn
25-08-2008, 10:24 AM
I want to see Keith sway in the wind. :rofl:

Ursula
25-08-2008, 10:45 AM
So glad it was you who said it first.....

josh.p.
25-08-2008, 10:49 AM
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josh.p.
25-08-2008, 10:50 AM
On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Josh.
Josh is the world's tallest woman.

Those are my faves

Dawn
25-08-2008, 10:54 AM
Josh is the world's tallest woman?? :laugh:

tb2830
25-08-2008, 10:58 AM
just too funny:lol: