malcolm
21-08-2008, 10:38 AM
*The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
of the town. **
*After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the
birth of their first child. *
*The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the
old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. *
*How do you do it at your age?' *
*The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'*
*The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
of their second child. *
*The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to
congratulate the old gentleman. *
*She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'
*The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor ru nning.'*
*A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of
their third child. *
*The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery,
she once again approached the old gentleman, ** *smiled, and said,
'Well, you surely are something else! **
*How do you do it?' *
*The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep
the old motor running.' **The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the
back and said: ****Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This
*one's black.***
of the town. **
*After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the
birth of their first child. *
*The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the
old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. *
*How do you do it at your age?' *
*The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'*
*The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
of their second child. *
*The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to
congratulate the old gentleman. *
*She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'
*The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor ru nning.'*
*A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of
their third child. *
*The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery,
she once again approached the old gentleman, ** *smiled, and said,
'Well, you surely are something else! **
*How do you do it?' *
*The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep
the old motor running.' **The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the
back and said: ****Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This
*one's black.***