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Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 01:50 PM
She , who cannot be named. Has invited herself up for Thomas' birthday next week and has decided to stay for a week.

It is for times such as this that it is good we have strict gun laws in this country.

Isafari
05-09-2008, 01:52 PM
Awe....:hug2:

MystikPiglit
05-09-2008, 02:08 PM
Ooooooh, that could be your forfeit. 3 weeks of 'the visitor'. :diablo: :lol:

Dawn
05-09-2008, 02:10 PM
No trip reports = she who shall not be named waxing your chest one hair at a time.

Want to hide in my shed?

Dorothy
05-09-2008, 02:10 PM
Chicago is just lovely this time of year, wanna come visit :D

Johnie
05-09-2008, 02:48 PM
Look on the bright side, you have a lovely visit to FL in your near future!

Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 02:49 PM
The darkness consumes all light

MystikPiglit
05-09-2008, 02:52 PM
The darkness consumes all light


Awwww..:hug2:

Feed the boys with lots of sugar and then leave them with her for the day. ;)

Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 03:00 PM
they will be at school we will be at work and she will be skulking around the house

Dawn
05-09-2008, 03:04 PM
One word...

Booby traps.

OK that's two words but just putting "booby" would arouse suspicion.

Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 03:07 PM
one word

pollonium

MystikPiglit
05-09-2008, 03:09 PM
one word

pollonium

Umm....not in my dictionary... :lol:

Shellyamc
05-09-2008, 04:32 PM
You are going to Disney..you are going to Disney...just keep this up!!

Dawn
05-09-2008, 04:36 PM
Do you still have that t-shirt that Piglet and myself sent you?

Wear it every day around the house. :evil:

Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 04:37 PM
I still have it LAWS is not one of the initials under your name I note :D

MystikPiglit
05-09-2008, 04:39 PM
Do you still have that t-shirt that Piglet and myself sent you?

Wear it every day around the house. :evil:


I stil have it LAWS is not once of the initials under your name I note :D

Yay!!! :laugh:

Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 04:40 PM
sorry LWAS

MystikPiglit
05-09-2008, 04:42 PM
P.s- What are those initials, Dawn?

Dawn
05-09-2008, 04:52 PM
Keith gave them to me.

Except the last one - I earned that myself.

MystikPiglit
05-09-2008, 04:53 PM
Except the last one - I earned that myself.

And that's the best sort. :p015:

Dawn
05-09-2008, 05:01 PM
VPMENU = vice president in charge of the menu section - you'll notice we don't have one yet. :oops:

VPCTS = vice president in charge of countdown timers - I did those over a weekend after a sudden influx of enthusiasm.

VPLLS and VPMES = vice president in charge of Luggage Labels and Mousekeeping Envelopes - umm yeah, same as the Menu section. :lol:

Just wait till the boy is back in school though. :wink:

BevW
05-09-2008, 05:06 PM
She...who must NOT be named...will be back where She ... who must NOT be named..lives. Just concentrate on the Disney trip. You KNEW there was going to be a catch with all that blacking out. You'll survive this....you'll survive this....you'll survive this.
Hmmmmm I wonder if my DIL says this when I come to visit? :lol:

Skywatcher
05-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Thanks Bev........together we'll get through this......somehow........:cry2:

Britchick
05-09-2008, 05:57 PM
we should send him lots of postcards from his 'internet friends' :tongue0011-1:

Tink
06-09-2008, 03:17 AM
Oh. Gosh. That's really not good news. :( :hug2:

luvthemouse
06-09-2008, 04:44 PM
we should send him lots of postcards from his 'internet friends' :tongue0011-1:

How about sympathy cards?:p

Dawn
06-09-2008, 04:51 PM
Thomas' birthday only lasts 24 hours. Why does she need to stay for a week?

Skywatcher
06-09-2008, 05:12 PM
an excellent point

MystikPiglit
06-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Ahem, excuse me young Skywalker.... how does Lisa feel about you maligning her Mama?

Skywatcher
06-09-2008, 06:04 PM
She tends to join in

luvthemouse
06-09-2008, 07:41 PM
She tends to join in

Oh..that's not good...:rolleyes008:

Disneybumble
06-09-2008, 08:52 PM
I think a man with your title Dr, should be able to induce a week long coma. A little something in her evening sherry on her first night. Then slowly bring her round on the night before she goes. Or send her out on a fake geocaching find. Dawn can set up a bogus trail.:lol:

Isafari
06-09-2008, 10:11 PM
I think a man with your title Dr, should be able to induce a week long coma. A little something in her evening sherry on her first night. Then slowly bring her round on the night before she goes. Or send her out on a fake geocaching find. Dawn can set up a bogus trail.:lol:

That is a truly brilliant idea:p015:

sazzledazzle
06-09-2008, 10:21 PM
I just smile sweetly and wait for them to go home!!
Why oh why do they need to skulk around the house??!!
I call mine the dragon-in-law!
Good luck Chris X

Johnie
06-09-2008, 11:35 PM
I call mine the Monster In Law. She lives far enough away that I don't necessarily have to see her. Yet close enough that she NEVER has to spend the night at my house.

Skywatcher
08-09-2008, 06:50 AM
Brace yourself - its about to make landfall

Dawn
08-09-2008, 07:19 AM
Hunkering down as we speak. :lipwobble:

lisaw
08-09-2008, 10:00 AM
Brace yourself - its about to make landfall

I love that quote! :lol:

Seriously a week!?!

Hope it passes as quickly as possible and you are able to enjoy Thomas' birthday.

Skywatcher
08-09-2008, 10:20 AM
Thanks hun - me too

MystikPiglit
08-09-2008, 11:21 AM
Awww. perhaps she's just misunderstood. ;):lol:

Dawn
08-09-2008, 11:28 AM
Misunderstood? I don't think so. When she lands we feel the shock waves on the other side of the county. :eek:

Tink
08-09-2008, 11:31 AM
Ugh. Perhaps work extra hours?

Just remember you have a huge contingent of friends here who are sending you loads of pixie dust to get through this week! :pixiedust: :hug2:

Claire
08-09-2008, 11:48 AM
Is it too late to join the French Foreign Legion? If it is maybe you could hide out at the Local British Legion?

Tink
08-09-2008, 11:51 AM
Maybe after the party for the birthday boy, the four of you could have a private errand to run, and check into a local hotel and not go home until oh, say Friday morning? You could explain the whole thing by describing these blackout periods you've taken to experiencing. :yes:

Surely that would work? :D

Dawn
08-09-2008, 11:54 AM
You can hide in my shed if you want.

Tink
08-09-2008, 11:56 AM
Ummmm...you could say that staying for a week is not possible at this time? Surely no one is rude enough to impose when told that the length of their visit needs to be shortened? Just because she's a relative doesn't mean you have to allow her to disrupt your family life for a full week! :eek:

Isafari
08-09-2008, 11:56 AM
Do you think she's there yet :unsure:

Tink
08-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Oh geez. That's pretty early, huh? :sigh;

Does she have to travel from a long way? Is that why she stays longer than is errmmmm....necessarily convenient?

Skywatcher
08-09-2008, 12:47 PM
yep its from cornwall - which due to Englands awful road network can be as long as a 9 hour drive away so she flies from Newquay

Thing is it is sooo soon after the last ordeal

Disneybumble
08-09-2008, 12:49 PM
Listen to me man. Dawn and a false geocaching route. She will be out for days.

MystikPiglit
08-09-2008, 12:54 PM
Or maybe you could be super nice to her. The shock might drive her away. :D

Dawn
08-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Have a poo with the bathroom door open.

Skywatcher
08-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Yes but my head would explode

Dawn
08-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Hmmmm, I just said that out loud didn't I. :eek:

Skywatcher
08-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Have a poo with the bathroom door open.

Interesting..

MystikPiglit
08-09-2008, 12:59 PM
Oh my...... once again a thread deteriorates.... :lol:

Disneybumble
08-09-2008, 01:00 PM
Have a poo with the bathroom door open.


Yes but my head would explode

:bounce022::bounce022::bounce022:

Skywatcher
08-09-2008, 01:00 PM
She would prbably critiscise the wiping technique

Disneybumble
08-09-2008, 01:02 PM
She would prbably critiscise the wiping technique

Who said anything about wiping. That could really offend her.:p015:

Jazmine
08-09-2008, 05:45 PM
Who said anything about wiping. That could really offend her.:p015:

omgosh your`e all sooo funny :lol:
just spend all of your time on here ;)
Jacqui xxx

sazzledazzle
08-09-2008, 06:20 PM
I don't know the content of this thread has somewhat deteriorated since I last looked.....:rolleyes008:

Britchick
08-09-2008, 06:23 PM
Have a poo with the bathroom door open.

and then don't flush:lol: