A funny!

[Slowhand]

Two boa constrictors are slithering through the jungle, one of them is the mother of the other one, and they have a conversation.

Baby snake..."Mum, are you sure that we are not poisonous?"

Mummy snake... "Yes dear I`m positive"

Baby snake..."Are you absolutely certain about that?"

Mummy snake..."Yes, I`m sure. We wrap our bodies around our prey and kill them that way"

Baby snake..."Thank heavens for that, I`ve just bit my tongue!" :lol:

[Isafari]

:rolleyes008: :lol:

[Ursula]

You opened yer Christmas crackers already didn't you......

[Isafari]

You opened yer Christmas crackers already didn't you......

:yes: 12 p from Asda

[Ursula]

Lol... I could tell by the qwality of the joke!

[Johnie]

:p that's a good joke I can tell with little ones around!