chav jokes lol

[Britchick]

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!


How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?


How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

[Claire]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[mumof2]

:lol:

[lisaw]

:laugh:

[Dawn]

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr11/chris877_bucket/Chav.jpg

[Disneybumble]

:laugh:

[Britchick]

sorry Dawn but i prefer the look you had before:yes:

[Dawn]

It's the thong isn't it. That always scares people. :lol:

[ukjay]

i've got one.


what do you call a chav in cement??









well 'ard!!

[Skywatcher]

:laugh:

my award goes to the slinky one :lol:

[josh.p.]

I love them all (And the picture)

i've got one.


what do you call a chav in cement??









well 'ard!!
but this one had me ROFL

[uscwest]

May I safely assume that at Chav is the UK equivalent of a REDNECK?

[Britchick]

May I safely assume that at Chav is the UK equivalent of a REDNECK?

you may John :yes: :lol:

[daveann]

:laugh: they are brilliant

[mumof2]

What do you call a chav in a fish factory





Gutted

[Britchick]

What do you call a chav in a fish factory





Gutted

:lol:

[Wendy]

:laugh: :laugh:

[mumof2]

d'ya like it - i made it up :spring:



how do you spell gutted without the t's? gu-id maybe - dunno?