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Ursula
07-12-2008, 10:18 AM
I thought that seeings as Santa is coming soon... I should decorate the Secrets coffee table with an awesome display of fanned out Crayolas..... I must warn you all... speshially C L A I R E that I will have a locked off camera on them too.... so anyone who feels tempted will be watched.....

Jazmine
07-12-2008, 10:23 AM
Wow sounds fab, im sure Claire wouldnt steal the crayons :nono:
Jacqui xxx

Ursula
07-12-2008, 10:36 AM
No but she touches......

Britchick
07-12-2008, 10:37 AM
No but she touches......

i heard............that once.......................she peeled off the paper :jawdrop:

Claire
07-12-2008, 12:52 PM
It was the voices... They made me do it.

Dawn
07-12-2008, 01:38 PM
I saw her put the green one up her nose...

Ursula
07-12-2008, 01:46 PM
Righty ho...... thanks for the insider information..... I can make plans now.....

Tink
07-12-2008, 02:07 PM
Ooooh, what a lovely Crayola fan!!!! :yes:

C'mere by me Claire. We'll stay out of trouble together. :yes: Watch our Helly's legs though. They do like to wrap themselves in and out and around and althought that can be fun, ya' sorta' trip a lot.

Dawn... mustn't be a tattletale now! :nono:

Britchick
07-12-2008, 02:09 PM
and she fed one to Dave, but don't tell her i told ya k?

Ursula
07-12-2008, 02:10 PM
Passes Brit a toffee for the info.... thanks.....

Tink
07-12-2008, 02:12 PM
I'll have that toffee, Miss Brit. Telltales aren't going to be rewarded, hey? :nono:

'Sides. Toffees bad fer ya. Give it over now...

Britchick
07-12-2008, 02:15 PM
can't, i swallowed it :taunt:

Dawn
07-12-2008, 02:19 PM
Where's my toffee?

Tink
07-12-2008, 02:20 PM
Ugh. No more toffees!!! Brit!!!! Now that wasn't nice t'all!

No rewards for tattle!!! :eek:

Now then, come admire Helly's pretty table.

Dawn
07-12-2008, 02:34 PM
I agree - it's very pretty.

Just not going near the green one, that's all. :shrug:

Dawn
07-12-2008, 03:09 PM
We could put this in the garden for the reindeer to play on...

Claire
07-12-2008, 03:44 PM
Where's my pin? BTW - I licked all the toffees!!

Britchick
07-12-2008, 03:54 PM
Where's my pin? BTW - I licked all the toffees!!

:eek3:

Dawn
07-12-2008, 03:57 PM
:bugeye:

Britchick
07-12-2008, 04:23 PM
have you had celery today Claire?

Claire
07-12-2008, 06:35 PM
have you had celery today Claire?I would only consume celery if I was in a drug induced coma!! Even then it would have to be chocolate coated.

Dawn
07-12-2008, 06:42 PM
We had celery yesterday in our casserole. :D

Britchick
07-12-2008, 06:42 PM
so you sucked the toffee then :eek:


i think celery is God's punishment for being fat :yes:

Dawn
07-12-2008, 06:54 PM
I like celery.

Except the braised celery they serve on ante natal at Worthing hospital. :eek:

Disneybumble
07-12-2008, 07:19 PM
I like celery and think how many crayons we could sneak out secreted in the celery. Do ya think she would notice.

Dawn
07-12-2008, 07:23 PM
I like your thinking. :evil:

Claire
07-12-2008, 07:53 PM
Did you know that celery has minus calories.

Ursula
07-12-2008, 11:09 PM
And yes she would notice......

Johnie
08-12-2008, 03:10 AM
ewww I don't care what you put on celery.....it is still bitter and gross.

The table looks very pretty Helly. Did you use the big box?

Ursula
08-12-2008, 08:03 AM
I did yeppers.

Tink
08-12-2008, 02:58 PM
I like peanut butter on celery. Oh, and olives and cream cheese. :yes: Now you know why I don't eat it! :lol: No minus calories there. :sigh:

Mostly, it just annoys me. All that crunching and all those silly strings.

Ummmm... Helly? Is the crimson one dented? Looks like teef marks? :unsure: What do you think?

Ursula
08-12-2008, 03:12 PM
It better not be..... off to examine it....

Dawn
08-12-2008, 03:37 PM
*points at Claire*

Look she has red bits in her teef...

Claire
08-12-2008, 03:42 PM
Anyone seen the Colgate? :unsure:

Tink
08-12-2008, 03:48 PM
SSSSST! Here's some Crest. QUICK!!! :eek:

Claire
08-12-2008, 04:39 PM
Thank you!

Ursula
08-12-2008, 05:28 PM
OK I have found teef marks in the crimson Crayolla..... everyone line up now! and grin... I have to measure up the teef marks to see whos matches....

Dawn
08-12-2008, 05:33 PM
:D

Ursula
08-12-2008, 05:48 PM
Holds up crayon..... nope you're ok... Next!

Britchick
08-12-2008, 05:59 PM
::D:

Tink
08-12-2008, 06:36 PM
Would you look at THAT!!!! Those marks match BRIT!!!! :eek: I'da' never thunk it! :eek:

RUN BRITTTT!!!!! :eek:

Disneybumble
08-12-2008, 06:38 PM
Puts my false teeth in. Check mine ............................run Dawn take the celery.

Claire
08-12-2008, 06:39 PM
Tink's right! They do match Brits! Look!

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn147/tushy3241/teeth.jpg

Britchick
08-12-2008, 06:46 PM
Tink's right! They do match Brits! Look!

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn147/tushy3241/teeth.jpg

ooo is that the pair that i sat on this morning ?

Tink
08-12-2008, 06:52 PM
If you look sharp you can see traces of crimson between those uppers! :eek: (I'm thinking there is a whisper of it on the molar too! SHE CHEWED THEM... EEEEEEEWWW)! Brit CHEWED the Crayola!!! :eek:

Must be payback for the lickety lick on the toffee, I'm thinkin'. :yes:

Britchick
08-12-2008, 06:57 PM
:unsure::unsure: yikes run for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :thud:

Tink
08-12-2008, 07:00 PM
Careful Brit, geez!!! C'mere. Hide over here. Helly won't come across this line, so you'll be safe.

Now! Brush those back teef will ya'? :eek: Sheesh. Yer gonna get us all in trubble.

Britchick
08-12-2008, 07:28 PM
pfffffft crayon no taste good :sorry:

Tink
08-12-2008, 07:30 PM
Well, now's a fine time to figure that out. :rolleyes: Brush harder. There's still a bit back there on the pointy edge. Hurry now!!! Or do you WANT our Helly to catch you red teefed? :eek:

Claire
08-12-2008, 08:59 PM
Want to borrow some floss? I only used it twice.

Britchick
08-12-2008, 09:04 PM
Want to borrow some floss? I only used it twice.

cool, i can wipe the plaque off with a snotty tissue!

Tink
09-12-2008, 12:50 AM
Oh my gosh. I am going to be sick. Seriously! :eek:

SUBJECT CHANGE!!!!!

OK, Helly! Crayola fan all nice for Santa. No teef marks, no peeled paper...all are perfect.

Can we put sweets between the crayolas? Santa likes sweets. :yes:

Johnie
09-12-2008, 12:58 AM
Of course Santa likes sweets! What are we going to leave him? Surely he must be sick of cookies by now :unsure:

Ursula
09-12-2008, 01:02 AM
Nope... *sulks* I packing away the Crayollas..... no one here is sensible or mature enuff to enjoy the simple things in life... it all gets ruined.... quivering bottom lip and blurry eyes....

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:02 AM
Well, I was reading something about the different things children leave for Santa in different countries. The article said in Ireland they leave... THE GUINNESS! :D :D Not so sure that is really the case, but it made for good reading. :D

We could leave him some sausage roll? It's wicked good. :yes:

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:03 AM
Awwwww! C'mon Helly! It's Christmas and all! :yes: We'll be good. :yes:

Johnie will be the crayola guard and won't let nobody touch nuthin! :yes:

Johnie
09-12-2008, 01:04 AM
Well no wonder Santa is so jolly!!!

Oh Helly, everyone is all behaved and sitting here looking at your pretty display.....please don't go home.

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:04 AM
:hug2: :hug2: :hug2: :pdust: :pdust: :pdust: :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
No tears now!!! It's Christmas time! :yes:

Johnie
09-12-2008, 01:05 AM
ohhhh do I get a uniform?

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:06 AM
Yep. AND, Dawn has to loan you her cattle prod. :yes:

Your uniform is red and green for Christmas. (That cattle prod is a big zapper so be careful)! :eek:

Ursula
09-12-2008, 01:07 AM
Places one single Crayolla back on the table.... more will get put back when I feel more confident...

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:09 AM
:hug2: That's a good idea, Helly! Just a few at a time until your trust has been restored. :yes:

(You could make Brit give over her teef too... just sayin').

Ursula
09-12-2008, 01:15 AM
I not good with teef... I dropped my Dads teef down the toilet once after I'd been and hadn't yet flushed it. I was tipping the water out of his denture pot when out they slipped through my fingers and down they went. I had to roll me sleeves up and fish them back out and then scrub them clean lol.... He still doesn't know to this day. And it was only a number one thank god and not a number two or he'd be toofless right now and I would have had to confess.

Ursula
09-12-2008, 01:17 AM
I'm going to hell aren't I? I can tell.....

Johnie
09-12-2008, 01:21 AM
welllllll....I did see this handbasket sitting in the corner......but I thought it was for me :unsure:

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:23 AM
Hey! You got them out and then cleaned them up! :yes: I'd say that was pretty angelic! :yes:

Did I ever tell you about the wonderful old woman I used to take care of in a Nursing Home (about a zillion years ago). She got ahold of someone else's teef? She was tiny and those teefs were HUGE! She got them jammed into her mouth and came walking down the hall with these great big TEEF ... Let me tell you, it was some kinda fun getting those out of her mouth! :eek:

Ursula
09-12-2008, 01:26 AM
OMG! I wouldn't have been able to do it for laughing so hard.....

Tink
09-12-2008, 01:35 AM
To tell the truth we were DYING!!!! We had to take turns trying to get them out, 'cause we'd have to leave the room and laugh so hard we'd cry...

She wasn't aware of what she was doing. She was the sweetest woman. Her name was Rosa and she was this teeny tiny sprite of a woman. Those teefs were HORSE sized!!!

Dawn
09-12-2008, 08:17 AM
*hands Johnie the prod*

Do not press the red button unless they are being REALLY persistant. :wink:

Tink
09-12-2008, 12:58 PM
Thank you Dawn. :yes: Johnie will give it back... I think... :unsure:

Johnie
09-12-2008, 01:37 PM
I will.....unless I become giddy with power........then you might have to wrestle it away from me!

Ursula
09-12-2008, 02:10 PM
To tell the truth we were DYING!!!! We had to take turns trying to get them out, 'cause we'd have to leave the room and laugh so hard we'd cry...

She wasn't aware of what she was doing. She was the sweetest woman. Her name was Rosa and she was this teeny tiny sprite of a woman. Those teefs were HORSE sized!!!

Oh bless her heart X Lol.