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Skywatcher
31-12-2008, 04:04 PM
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand Binary, and those who don't.
Dorothy
31-12-2008, 04:05 PM
Don't you have some sick people to heal or something :taunt:
Skywatcher
31-12-2008, 04:09 PM
I have just declared my love for you :cry2:
Dorothy
31-12-2008, 04:13 PM
I just saw that so I guess you can continue with the geek jokes dear :hug2:
Skywatcher
31-12-2008, 04:14 PM
Two atoms walking down the street, Suddenly one stops and pats it's subatomic pockets

'B****r'

'What?' says the other

'I've lost an electron' He starts serching the floor as one would a lost contact lens

' Are you certain mate, they are quite small?'

'I'm positive'


Old but still one of my faves

Thank you for your time
Dawn
31-12-2008, 04:27 PM
:laugh:
Keith
31-12-2008, 04:34 PM
:laugh: :laugh:

I'd heard the binary one (often) but the electron one was a first :lol:
Claire
31-12-2008, 04:41 PM
:laugh:
wdwgrandma
31-12-2008, 04:46 PM
Don't give up your day job, kiddo!
Hex
31-12-2008, 04:49 PM
01010010010011110100011001001100! :ROFL:

or being true to my username here: 524F464C! :ROFL:
Tink
02-01-2009, 02:19 AM
Heh, heh, heh. No. Really. They are funny. Quite funny. Truly funny. Heh-Heh funny.
PsychoAlice
02-01-2009, 02:23 AM
Im gonna set your laser printer to stun if you dont knock it off lol
Tink
02-01-2009, 02:30 AM
Who? Me? Why? Whud'Ido? Huh? Whud'Ido? Nuffink, I tell ya'. Not ONE fink.
PsychoAlice
02-01-2009, 02:33 AM
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Tink
02-01-2009, 02:54 AM
Only if it gets up your nose.
PsychoAlice
02-01-2009, 03:01 AM
Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
Tink
02-01-2009, 03:28 AM
LOLOLOLOL! THAT's funny! :yes:
PsychoAlice
02-01-2009, 03:31 AM
How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?

He stares at your shoes...
Tink
02-01-2009, 03:37 AM
That works too!!!

The lather, rinse, repeat one reminds me of the old "joke," if Pete and Repeat are in a boat and Pete falls out, who is left?
PsychoAlice
02-01-2009, 03:41 AM
I get these all day long...its getting worse at work...we remapped a co-workers keyboard last week..
MystikPiglit
02-01-2009, 12:57 PM
'I'm positive'

Old but still one of my faves

Thank you for your time

:laugh: