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catrancher
03-02-2009, 02:26 PM
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.

Tom (Finale)

Dawn
03-02-2009, 02:41 PM
Bravo!!! :lol:

Slowhand
03-02-2009, 02:51 PM
My, the puns have worked overtime on that! :lol:
Nice one Tom. :thumbsup:

Skywatcher
03-02-2009, 02:55 PM
Neeeeaooww

That was this thread flying high over my head :cry2: - wish I knew music

Dawn
03-02-2009, 03:04 PM
Ask Thomas to explain it to you. :lol:

catrancher
03-02-2009, 03:07 PM
Neeeeaooww

That was this thread flying high over my head :cry2: - wish I knew music

Hmmm... sounding a bit like Peanut there. Any correlation?

Tom (Jeffff fa fa Dun-Ham DOT COM fan)

catrancher
03-02-2009, 03:23 PM
My, the puns have worked overtime on that! :lol:
Nice one Tom. :thumbsup:

I do try. :HamsterDance:
But I have to confess that someone else sent that one to me! :surrender:

Tom (who's not above stealing a good joke)

Taja
03-02-2009, 10:55 PM
Nice joke, Tom. :)

Even if is creatively borrowed! :D