Whatever you give a woman....

[Mari]

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any ****, be ready to receive a ton of **

[Tink]

:laugh: PERFECT Mari! :yes: :hug2:

[Ursula]

Very true X

[Skywatcher]

:dozey:

If you give her a £50 budget she will spend £200

[Dawn]

What's ** ? :unsure:

[Tink]

Yes Skywatcher. :yes: Women do know and understand the value of supporting the economy, eh? :yes:

[Skywatcher]

:laugh:

[Claire]

:dozey:

If you give her a £50 budget she will spend £200

And then some!

[Skywatcher]

You see, I could have said so much more but the line looms large and red :D

[ieuanr]

If you give her a simple choice - she will make in to a dilema.


No longer this tile or that tile - but any one of a number of tiles - not this worktop or that worktop but laminate, granite, quartz or some other type of flat black stuff - it was all downhill shortly after women were allowed to have pockets.

[josh.p.]

:dozey:

If you give her a £50 budget she will spend £200
We need a Hi 5 smiley!