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Ursula
04-03-2009, 01:10 AM
for our own safety I am hiding all forks.... we don't need anymore surprises on here.... You can all manage with spoons....:nono:

PsychoAlice
04-03-2009, 01:11 AM
Could I at least have a spork?

Ursula
04-03-2009, 01:13 AM
Not if you still have a womb.

Shogun
04-03-2009, 01:20 AM
Could I at least have a spork?

No but I have a Foon here!!

PsychoAlice
04-03-2009, 01:22 AM
I have a basket but there is blockage for the eggs...nor do I have the capability to produces fertilized eggs (I.E. no easter rabbit comes to my house...)

Ursula
04-03-2009, 01:23 AM
foon and spork for you then... be safe my child and off you go with bright blessings.... (takes another sniff of the aerosol).....

PsychoAlice
04-03-2009, 01:27 AM
And Im not drinking the water around here either with all this baby business...must go sit next to Siobahn...

foreverducky
04-03-2009, 01:33 AM
Oh goodness....I don't want any silverwear. I don't given the fact that I don't want children, I think all of it would be dangerous in my vicinity. And no more Secrets water for me. I want a closed bottle from now on that I need to open myself.

Johnie
04-03-2009, 01:34 AM
I am going to be drinking the vodka and eating with my hands from now on :yes:

PsychoAlice
04-03-2009, 01:37 AM
:vodka:

Shogun
04-03-2009, 01:42 AM
...nor do I have the capability to produces fertilized eggs (I.E. no easter rabbit comes to my house...)

Are rabbits laying eggs now!!

PsychoAlice
04-03-2009, 01:46 AM
Are rabbits laying eggs now!!

Where have you been?

Yw_gEyg7Nt8

Dawn
04-03-2009, 08:04 AM
Just a straw for me then please. Better make it a paper one too. :unsure:

Skywatcher
04-03-2009, 08:07 AM
'Join us next week on , 'lets make no bleeding sense' , when I will be waxing an owl'

:unsure: you lot scare me

Dawn
04-03-2009, 08:14 AM
You're a doctor and you don't know about the power of the fork?

Skywatcher
04-03-2009, 08:17 AM
as in 'Use the Forks Luke' :unsure:

Dawn
04-03-2009, 08:20 AM
Nope as in stabbing the big toe on your right foot with a fork can start labour.

Claire
04-03-2009, 08:22 AM
Nope as in stabbing the big toe on your right foot with a fork can start labour.

Do knives have the same effect on Conservatives?

Skywatcher
04-03-2009, 08:29 AM
Nope as in stabbing the big toe on your right foot with a fork can start labour.

:unsure:

Ursula
04-03-2009, 08:54 AM
aw I want to wax an owl too.... could be fun...

Ursula
04-03-2009, 08:59 AM
Dawn is our resident witch and it's no coincidence that her hubby is called Hex.....

Deb
04-03-2009, 09:09 AM
Owls don't like to be waxed. I know this because we have a few in the woods and they all have their feathers on.

Dawn
04-03-2009, 03:30 PM
What sort of owl? :unsure:

Deb
04-03-2009, 03:45 PM
Well, I don't personally think any owls enjoy waxing but the ones in my woods that aren't waxed are tawnys. We think there are other types and I've heard a couple of barn owls there too :yes:

Shellyamc
04-03-2009, 03:51 PM
I think maybe someone should just feed me..

I don't think I should be touching anything..:unsure:

Deb
04-03-2009, 03:54 PM
I think maybe someone should just feed me..

I don't think I should be touching anything..:unsure:

I think that is very very wise Shelly. Get hubby to feed you by hand and if you eat anything while here at Secrets we will stab little pieces of food onto cocktail sticks and pop them in your mouth. Best safe than sorry :yes:

Dizneyblonde
04-03-2009, 03:58 PM
Well i'm ok to have knives,forks and spoons ;)

Also ok to drink the water but i'll stick to the vodka please.

Disneybumble
04-03-2009, 03:58 PM
I have hidden my fork next to the vodka. So it will always be a surprise what l get out the cupboard. How would you wax on owl..................... with crayons.

Ursula
04-03-2009, 06:32 PM
NOOOOOOOOO! You just had to go there didn't you?.... sobs....

Tink
05-03-2009, 12:20 PM
Why are we talking about waxing a poor owl at all! :sigh: I like the little saw whet owls the best. :yes:

Fork...hmmm...I think I'll keep mine tucked in my pocket. It won't get up to mischief there, but if I need it suddenly, it will be there. :D :D