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Mari
02-04-2009, 04:51 PM
Women's Health Issue:
>
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
>
> Do you suffer from shyness?
>
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
> doctor or pharmacist
> about Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
> more confident about
> yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out
> of your shyness
> and let you tell the world that you're ready and
> willing to do just about
> anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
> immediately and with a
> regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
> that prevent you
> from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
> awkwardness will be a
> thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
> never knew you had.
> Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing
> should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
> mind nursing or
> becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include:
>
> Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
> Loss of motor control
> Loss of clothing
> Loss of money
> Table dancing
> Headache
> Dehydration
> Dry mouth
> And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
> The FINE Print:
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
> you are whispering
> when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
> tell your friends
> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
> think you can sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
> you can logically
> converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> After careful research one has learned that red wine and
> champagne maybe
> interchangeable with the product - Margarita.
>
> Please pass this on to your girlfriends. Don't let that
> inner shyness and
> low self esteem go untreated. Try Margarita, with a little
> salt and lime and
> you can get almost anything down.........
>

mumof2
02-04-2009, 04:59 PM
:ROFL:

WOW - that medication sounds great, i may just visit the pharmacist tomorrow! :yes:

lisaw
02-04-2009, 05:45 PM
:ROFL1:

Dorothy
02-04-2009, 05:47 PM
This sounds like just what I need :D:D:D

foreverducky
02-04-2009, 06:51 PM
Well, then I need a double dose. :D

Johnie
03-04-2009, 02:32 AM
And since there are limes in the margaritas, you will prevent scurvy as well. Just ask my Scurvy Girls :yes: We know :yes:

Tink
03-04-2009, 02:34 AM
LOL! I have something quite similar on my cell as a ringtone! :laugh: It uses tequila instead of margarita...

Mari
03-04-2009, 07:14 PM
hahahahaha Johnie and Tink!


BTW.. Ive heard one of the best pharmacies for Margaritas is located inside Epcot..... hahaha

Johnie
03-04-2009, 07:53 PM
omg and you should go over and try the slushies in France. YUM. They have a grand marnier one and a grey goose one. Both are delightful.

Mari
03-04-2009, 08:34 PM
omg and you should go over and try the slushies in France. YUM. They have a grand marnier one and a grey goose one. Both are delightful.

why didnt I know about this????

I definetly HAVE to try them!!

Johnie
03-04-2009, 08:43 PM
mmmmm they are good. They are $9 for a little martini shaped glass.

Tinkfan
24-04-2009, 01:44 PM
:ouch::rainbowsmile2: So that's what I need to do!!

Mari
24-04-2009, 06:16 PM
mmmmm they are good. They are $9 for a little martini shaped glass.

I went and changed some pesos for dollars... got $60... destined for MY medicines at EPcot! :yes: