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malcolm
03-07-2008, 03:54 PM
...and a little light humour to help the day along:

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't stop talking long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Have a nice day!

PsychoAlice
03-07-2008, 09:57 PM
Hi Malcolm my name is PA...as most of the lovely ladies here know I come with my own whip...shall I girls?

;)

ermmmm PA what part of men only dont you understand ;) :lol:

PsychoAlice
04-07-2008, 01:24 AM
Hi Malcolm my name is PA...as most of the lovely ladies here know I come with my own whip...shall I girls?

;)

ermmmm PA what part of men only dont you understand ;) :lol:

LOL Mick...get your own post!!

ukwdwnut
04-07-2008, 03:56 AM
LOL Mick...get your own post!!

he dont like whips, but i do mwahahahahahaha

malcolm
04-07-2008, 09:49 AM
he dont like whips, but i do mwahahahahahaha

Oi......speak for yourself.....spurs, saddle....I'm not fussey....:t1408:

PsychoAlice
04-07-2008, 06:22 PM
http://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gif

ukwdwnut
04-07-2008, 06:28 PM
forget him im your man :lol:

PsychoAlice
04-07-2008, 06:38 PM
LOL there is plenty of whip to share...

ukwdwnut
04-07-2008, 07:27 PM
LOL there is plenty of whip to share...

you have a big one then :)

BevW
04-07-2008, 07:35 PM
Backing out of thread slowly..."didn't see anything" :lol:

ukwdwnut
04-07-2008, 08:07 PM
Backing out of thread slowly..."didn't see anything" :lol:

:wink:

BevW
04-07-2008, 08:13 PM
No really...never saw any whips or anything!

ukwdwnut
04-07-2008, 08:16 PM
No really...never saw any whips or anything!

what these :lol:

http://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gifhttp://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gifhttp://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gifhttp://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gifhttp://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gif

PsychoAlice
05-07-2008, 01:04 AM
See...this is why we need a grown ups section...I think it should be named...the dungeon? LMAO http://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gif

ukwdwnut
05-07-2008, 01:36 AM
See...this is why we need a grown ups section...I think it should be named...the dungeon? LMAO http://lodgeboards.com/forums/images/smilies/zzwhip.gif

ooooooooo sounds good to me lmao