View Full Version : How old do you look?

03-07-2008, 04:14 PM
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age
And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old? Well...you'll Love This One.

> My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room
> For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His
> Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
> Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy
> With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 3
> 0-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret
> Crush On, Way Back Then?
> Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
> This Balding, Grey-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was
> Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My
> Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School .
> 'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.
> 'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.
> He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'
> 'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.
> He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald,
> Wrinkled, Fat Butt, Grey-haired, Decrepit,
> Son-of-a- ----- Asked: 'what Did You Teach?'

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03-07-2008, 04:20 PM
Oh gosh! :D :D That's wicked, and funny at the same time!!!

03-07-2008, 04:21 PM

I am guilty of doing that all the time :lol:

03-07-2008, 04:21 PM

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04-07-2008, 07:41 PM
OMG>..that's so funny!!!