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arkvilla
21-07-2009, 09:20 PM
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for Florida, after taking his seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his aisle and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention at the Gaylord Centre in Orlando "

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best lovers in all categories are the Welsh."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Taff."

foreverducky
21-07-2009, 09:51 PM
That was good! Really! :laughhard:

keith
21-07-2009, 11:47 PM
Well I entered the thread looking for a free ticket :( but I enjoyed the joke anyway :laugh:

Tink
22-07-2009, 12:06 AM
KEITH! ON THE STEP!!!!!:admin:

keith
22-07-2009, 12:10 AM
:busted: :line: :shemademe:

foreverducky
22-07-2009, 12:43 AM
Sorry, I got the last one....it was on ebay.

Tink
22-07-2009, 01:25 AM
Oh for heaven's sake, KEITH! NOW look what you've done! :sigh:

Billie's been corrupted. :sigh:

Days...you hear me? DAYS you'll be on the step...
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keith
22-07-2009, 01:33 AM
:taunt:

foreverducky
22-07-2009, 02:10 AM
Oh I've been corrupted for years. :evil:

Tink
22-07-2009, 02:41 AM
Sure, sure... just because he's cute you defend him. :sigh: I'm going into a dark room now.

Johnie
22-07-2009, 04:33 AM
:tongue:

arkvilla
22-07-2009, 06:38 AM
Sorry if it's too rude - please remove if I've offended anyone - I didn't realise I thought it was ok :unsure:

Sandra

sunsetlakes
22-07-2009, 07:10 AM
Sorry if it's too rude - please remove if I've offended anyone - I didn't realise I thought it was ok :unsure:

Sandra


Too rude?????........................... I almost spilled my coffee this morning, cheered me up no end - thanks Sandra! I'm just off to check Robs family tree as I'm sure it said somewhere that that he was a greasy cowboy who likes leekes. Thanks for sharing :ROFL1:

mumof2
22-07-2009, 09:34 AM
:ROFL1:

Mandy
22-07-2009, 10:34 AM
I love it Sandra! Thanks for sharing it with us. :ROFL:

Tink
22-07-2009, 10:36 AM
Too rude? It's too funny! :hug2:

You don't know me very well. Yet. It's part of my "way" here on Secrets to be the one who pretends to be Oh So Very Proper. :D :D If I find something over the line, trust me, there won't be any playing about it. :D

It was a funny joke, and Keith's response was equally funny...

Sorry that I wasn't clear on all the playing going on. :hug2:

arkvilla
22-07-2009, 10:49 AM
Too rude? It's too funny! :hug2:

You don't know me very well. Yet. It's part of my "way" here on Secrets to be the one who pretends to be Oh So Very Proper. :D :D If I find something over the line, trust me, there won't be any playing about it. :D

It was a funny joke, and Keith's response was equally funny...

Sorry that I wasn't clear on all the playing going on. :hug2:

Oh good - I was really worried.. I'm such a dope :yes:

Tink
22-07-2009, 12:59 PM
You most certainly are NOT! :hug2: I was picking on our Keith, eh? Not on the joke. :D

It's a bit of a "thing" that I do. I follow poor Keith around and tut tut at nearly any fun he tries to have. :D :D He keeps me on, why? :unsure: :lol:

Shellyamc
22-07-2009, 04:22 PM
:lol:

I thought this was going to be the next big thing at WDW :unsure:

Disneybumble
22-07-2009, 05:52 PM
That is funny.

Mari
22-07-2009, 06:19 PM
hahahahaahaha

Ursula
08-08-2009, 06:29 AM
KEITH! ON THE STEP!!!!!:admin:

:point::point::point::point:

josh.p.
09-08-2009, 06:59 PM
:rotfl: That's hilarious- That's the sort of joke that I will laugh about for days!!