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Well hello, Cookie! Tell your mommy and daddy I said, "HELLO!!" I adore them both, and can't wait to see them again!
Where did you learn to spell so well?
Hi cookie, excellent typing skills - so much better than mine infact
Cookie you are a very clever puss! If you were mine I would parade you on TV, make a shed load of money and then we would retire to somewhere warm and sunny.
My how [mieow!] did you do that Cookie?
Easy, Slowhand! I'm not only beautiful, I'm also very talented!
aw your a gorgeous kitty
and what time are your meds next due?
Cookie why do you look so cross?
No pictures, please. No autographs. A written statement will be released to the press after my nap.