What every man needs to know

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a

> particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a

> couple of dollars for dinner.

>

> The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I

> give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

> "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

>

> "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

> "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said.

> "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

>

> "Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman

> asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my

> hair done in 20 years!"

>

> "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,

> I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.

> The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with

> you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty

> disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to

> see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair

> appointments and wine."

Now thats more like it!!!

YEA!!

Must show this to DH :shocked025:

Debs :hippo1:

so true. :D