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    Don't think you will find it scary as there are...

    Don't think you will find it scary as there are owners on here with a mind of help and information. We rented three times before we bought just makes a difference getting a good rappor with the owner...
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    Yorkshire Humour Top tips for Southerners moving...

    Yorkshire Humour
    Top tips for Southerners moving North!

    1. Save all your beef fat. You will be instructed later how to use it.

    2. If you forget a Northerner's name, refer to him (or her) as...
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    I did "call ahead..." But you hadn't left any tea...

    I did "call ahead..." But you hadn't left any tea bags so they canceled my reservation at Ghiradelli:toetap:
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    There is just a corner of it standing and a few...

    There is just a corner of it standing and a few huge piles of debris
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    We are going for dinner down 192 shortly and may...

    We are going for dinner down 192 shortly and may go to DTD for a stroll later....
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    Giving Woolley mammoths a run for there...

    Giving Woolley mammoths a run for there money:point:
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    Don't be a twit like always fall for and munch...

    Don't be a twit like always fall for and munch the :worship:breadsticks and :worship:salad bowl and wonder why I struggle for the main course, recomend the dish "Tour of Italy":thumbsup:
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    I will send a pound and when you make the first...

    I will send a pound and when you make the first loaf can you cut the crust off for me so I can have me pound back:taunt:
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    Wonder if I can rent a Lion from Wipsnade and see...

    Wonder if I can rent a Lion from Wipsnade and see if the little sod wants to play kitty-kitty........
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    Men think cos women can't multi task....

    Men think cos women can't multi task....
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    Little sod thinks he owns our garden too ..just...

    Little sod thinks he owns our garden too ..just pee'd on our BBQ gas bottle looked at me and swear the sod smiled......gonna seek next door and swop his cat litter for rice Krispies ...yeh that will...
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    Good lad......:thumbsup:

    Good lad......:thumbsup:
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    Come on Tom.. Your standing up for a woman...not...

    Come on Tom.. Your standing up for a woman...not the done thing mate:nono: it goes to her head:point:
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    Think again Hun.... Still a penny short :tongue:

    Think again Hun.... Still a penny short :tongue:
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    Me and two mates went to the pub, spent 25 on...

    Me and two mates went to the pub, spent 25 on beer and so put 10 each on the bar, the barman came back with five pound coins and we took a pound each and left two pound tip for the barman. So we...
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    Maybe the Policeman fancied tomatoes with his...

    Maybe the Policeman fancied tomatoes with his salad lunch:unsure:
  17. Hi Lauren..." I had the pleasure of meeting your...

    Hi Lauren..." I had the pleasure of meeting your dad quite a few times and often talked and shared jokes on the mobile with him and I will miss our chats.
    Hope you might consider changing your user...
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    Checking flights hun.....get kettle on:hug2:

    Checking flights hun.....get kettle on:hug2:
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    This news has left a big whole in my heart for...

    This news has left a big whole in my heart for the loss of a dear friend. There is a bright star over Billericay tonight that even rain and clouds cant hide....

    Goodnight dear friend
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    Got home late last night and there was a tin of...

    Got home late last night and there was a tin of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts on the dining room table and a nice little note saying my "one" was in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and hunted.... and i...
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    :point:Poor old fossil....... Have a...

    :point:Poor old fossil.......




    Have a good day:thumbsup:
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    I do like there hot chocolate, always bring a tin...

    I do like there hot chocolate, always bring a tin back....
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    Just to let you know I am suffering a Strawberry...

    Just to let you know I am suffering a Strawberry milkshake:worship:


    Won't be long.....


    Nearly finished


    ..don't get a strawberry stuck up the straw..makes you go blue so I am being...
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    Boy.....this iOS, 3gs is confuseing....:shocked:...

    Boy.....this iOS, 3gs is confuseing....:shocked:

    Think I will stick with me tins and string:thumbsup:...may be due an upgrade:unsure: wonder if I can go from a spaghetti hoops tin to a Heinz...
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    ..an app for youthful rejuvenation on the...

    ..an app for youthful rejuvenation on the camera:unsure:
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