Well it had to happen didn't it....

[Ursula]

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
• What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
• Tiger Woods crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
• This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
• Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
• Elin Woods was just offered an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. The slogan will be: "Clubs you can beat Tiger with."
• Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
• What did Tiger change his name to? Cheetah

[foreverducky]

We knew this was coming!

[catrancher]

Yeah. Well, it gets worse. This from Saturday Night Live!

Of course, I still like the one about Tiger's new movie; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant!

Tom (... he did it... he's fair game!)