Theres been a big fight in the biscuit tin,a Bandit called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club,tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and then made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say he was last seen After Eight, Hobnobbing with a Gingernut with an accomplice known 2 the police as Rich T, unfortunately they dont have a crumb of evidence so the Jammy Dodger got away with it