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31-10-2012, 04:56 PM #1Assistant Cruise Director
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The Golden Years... yeah... right.
Sigh...

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.
"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I haven't stolen your car."
Yep! It's "the Golden Years"....arent they fun!!
Tom (
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31-10-2012, 05:03 PM #2
Re: The Golden Years... yeah... right.

If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together.......
there is something you must always remember.
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
But the most important thing is, even if we're apart...... I'll always be with you.
Winne the Pooh - A A Milne

A friend is a hand that is always holding yours,
no matter how close or far apart you may be.
A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care.
A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.
.................
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31-10-2012, 06:05 PM #3Wild Animal Expert
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Re: The Golden Years... yeah... right.
good one!
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31-10-2012, 06:18 PM #4
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31-10-2012, 06:54 PM #5
Re: The Golden Years... yeah... right.
Tom, please tell me you really didn't do this and this is a joke.

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31-10-2012, 07:06 PM #6
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01-11-2012, 08:20 AM #7Senior Cast Member
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is This year has been a very
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The Golden Years... yeah... right.
Oh my dear lord. Care in the community will be round to visit you shortly.
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01-11-2012, 09:06 AM #8Cead Mille Failte!
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Re: The Golden Years... yeah... right.
Tom! Your wife would never call you an idiot!!
Good one though. Had me right up until then!Thank you for being a member of our Secrets Family!!! We are so very pleased to have you with us!
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