An oldie but goody...

[Tink]

Hmmmmmmm, now that our Becca was kind enough to educate me...

I'm thinking you and I have to have a private talk Miss Helly. Will you come in here please? There's a wee chair I'd like you to have a seat in...

[Ursula]

No! No private talks in scary wee chairs... I'm sorry. I won't do it again I promise!... really I won't... just no talks please.... gulp...... runs off to bedroom and slams door shut and barricades self in....... chair and bed against door... dresser next.... sits on bed shaking....

[Ursula]

Remembers Tinks wee chair very well ... is it the same one still?... the one that's metal and has the legs in buckets of water and a wire coming from it that goes into the wall?.. that one?......

[Dawn]

A wee chair? Isn't that the toilet?

[Claire]

A wee chair? Isn't that the toilet?

It's a commode!

[Tink]

Now you stop your story telling Helly. You know the chair is the wee slipper chair, and it is where CERTAIN Misses have to have a seat while SOME behaviors are discussed.

I'll accept your decision to return to your angelic sweetness then. We'll look at this little episode as an isolated instance of slipped judgment.

(Prolly NOT a good idea to post jokes that Old Tink doesn't get!

[Dawn]

S'ok Tink, I set out my boundary tape and Helly has found it. She's knows she can't step over it because I will confiscate the speshal crayons if she does. And take away her monitor badge.

[Ursula]

Noooooooo NOT THE MONITOR BADGE!

[Tink]

Annnnnd, I'll close the lid on Tink's Treasure Trunk and that would be very sad.
Plus I'd have to think lonnnnnnnnng and hard about those very unique and elaborate crayon sets I saw the other day.

[Ursula]

DH has just laughed and says it looks like they know how to deal with you.....