Jack and Jill

[malcolm]

was about to marry Jill when his Father took him to one
side.'

When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
home was take off my trousers,' he said.

'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.When
she did, they were enormous on her and

she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they
were too large.

I told her; of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will..

Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'

Jack took his Father's advice and as soon as he got Jill

alone after the wedding, he did the same thing;

took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put
them on.

Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't

possibly wear them.

'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this

relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget

that.'

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were
too small.

'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack.

'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your

attitude, you never will.'

Women always get the last word in !

[Britchick]

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[Shellyamc]

I like Jill