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    1. 10-11-2008, 07:09 PM #1
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      chav jokes lol

      What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
      Fathers Day!


      How do you start an argument with a chav?
      Speak!

      What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
      The burglar.

      What do you call a Chav in a box?
      Innit.

      What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
      Sorted.

      What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
      Safe.

      What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
      Innuinnit.

      Why are Chavs like slinkies?
      They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
      of stairs.

      What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
      The bride.

      What do you say to a chav at work?
      Can i have a big mac please?


      How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
      She is the most pregnant one.
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      sorry Dawn but i prefer the look you had before
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      It's the thong isn't it. That always scares people.


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      Re: chav jokes lol

      i've got one.


      what do you call a chav in cement??









      well 'ard!!
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      my award goes to the slinky one
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