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    One 16 year old. Female. Not housetrained.



    All I will say is I now have a big dent in my bedroom wall, a smashed clock and a sore throat from screaming. Where did I go wrong? Oh I remember. I lost all rational thought back in 1991.






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    erm, no thanks!

    i have a teenage boy - is that any better than having a teenage girl?




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    There's a large bottle of Bailey's in the cupboard by the window, bottom left hand shelf. It may help. Make sure you keep hold of it though so it doesn't end up the way of the clock.

    Oh, and






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    Been there, done that, and there is no way on this earth you could convince me to own a teenager again!!!! The good news is that someday she will become human again and you'll be best friends, I promise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deb, post: 88202
    There's a large bottle of Bailey's in the cupboard by the window, bottom left hand shelf. It may help. Make sure you keep hold of it though so it doesn't end up the way of the clock.

    Oh, and
    Will I have to give the bottle up as exhibit a in any subsequent trial?






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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorothy, post: 88203
    Been there, done that, and there is no way on this earth you could convince me to own a teenager again!!!! The good news is that someday she will become human again and you'll be best friends, I promise
    Really? Honestly? Truly? I will like her again one day???






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    Quote Originally Posted by Claire, post: 88205
    Will I have to give the bottle up as exhibit a in any subsequent trial?

    not if you dispose of it quickly




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    Quote Originally Posted by Claire, post: 88205
    Will I have to give the bottle up as exhibit a in any subsequent trial?
    No. It will just look like normal Christmas detritus. That's why I chose Bailey's rather than vodka. Most people think you only drink it at Christmas (though of course we know better).






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