Siamese Twins

[Skywatcher]

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.

The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'

Jim agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that British rubbish,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to England?' asks the bar keeper.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

[Claire]

[wdwgrandma]

LOL I just HAD to see the punch line for this one!

[lisaw]

[Ursula]

OMG... that is sooooooooooooo bad.... funny as all **** but bad....

[josh.p.]

[Tink]

Uhhhh, Doc? *insert raised eyebrow smilie*

[Skywatcher]

what? it's funny? - and it makes sense