A Little Humor - for the musically inclined.

[catrancher]

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.

Tom (Finale)

[Dawn]

Bravo!!!

[Slowhand]

My, the puns have worked overtime on that!
Nice one Tom.

[Skywatcher]

Neeeeaooww

That was this thread flying high over my head - wish I knew music

[Dawn]

Ask Thomas to explain it to you.

[catrancher]

Neeeeaooww

That was this thread flying high over my head - wish I knew music

Hmmm... sounding a bit like Peanut there. Any correlation?

Tom (Jeffff fa fa Dun-Ham DOT COM fan)

[catrancher]

My, the puns have worked overtime on that!
Nice one Tom.

I do try.
But I have to confess that someone else sent that one to me!

Tom (who's not above stealing a good joke)

[Taja]

Nice joke, Tom.

Even if is creatively borrowed!