Lol

[Ursula]

An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really
bad day.

Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out.

Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking
towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.

He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate
school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.

He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable mum
is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.

Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees
the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him.

Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster
gravely intones:

"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all,
you've let yourself down!!!!

(I will get my coat.....)

[sunsetlakes]

Very good. But please no more like that one.

[kazzaqld]

Oh thank goodness I didn't have a coffee in my hand at the time!

[mumof2]

[ukwdwnut]

(I will get my coat.....)

pleeeeeeeeeeeease

[Claire]

It's just taken me ten minutes to read that to Poppy as I couldn't speak for laughing!