Dog hair....

[malcolm]

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
Vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep
this from reoccurring she should go to the shops and get some 'Nair'
hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the Boots and gets some Nair' hair remover. At
the register the pharmacist tells her: 'If you're going to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The pharmacist says: 'If you're using it on your face don't use makeup
for a couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my face either; if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The pharmacist says: 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

[lisaw]

:rofl:

[Magical Moments.]

ROTFLMAO.

[Dawn]

:rofl:

[SleepinCatz]

:rofl:

[foreverducky]

I new a kid once in high school that put nair on his face, lets say that he no longer had any hair there, but he had a lovely red 'beard' for weeks.

[Ursula]

Lol... spat coffee over keyboard.