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03-07-2008, 04:54 PM #1Villa Owner
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Men only...
...and a little light humour to help the day along:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't stop talking long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Have a nice day!Malcolm
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03-07-2008, 10:57 PM #2Resident Anarchist
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Re: Men only...
Hi Malcolm my name is PA...as most of the lovely ladies here know I come with my own whip...shall I girls?
ermmmm PA what part of men only dont you understand 
Last edited by ukwdwnut; 03-07-2008 at 10:59 PM.
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04-07-2008, 02:24 AM #3Resident Anarchist
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Re: Men only...
LOL Mick...get your own post!!
Originally Posted by PsychoAlice
Hi Malcolm my name is PA...as most of the lovely ladies here know I come with my own whip...shall I girls?
ermmmm PA what part of men only dont you understand
And what the enemy will see? They will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!
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04-07-2008, 04:56 AM #4Director of Recruitment
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Re: Men only...
he dont like whips, but i do mwahahahahahaha Originally Posted by PsychoAlice
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04-07-2008, 10:49 AM #5Villa Owner
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Re: Men only...
Oi......speak for yourself.....spurs, saddle....I'm not fussey.... Originally Posted by ukwdwnut
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Re: Men only...
Last edited by ukwdwnut; 04-07-2008 at 09:16 PM.
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Re: Men only...
forget him im your man
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Re: Men only...
LOL there is plenty of whip to share...
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Re: Men only...
you have a big one then Originally Posted by PsychoAlice
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04-07-2008, 08:35 PM #10Senior Cast Member
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Re: Men only...
Backing out of thread slowly..."didn't see anything"
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