The good husband

[Johnie]

A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the
night after a business function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass
of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!

The husband sits up in bed and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and
notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating. The husband asks, "Son . . . what happened
last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of
your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and
got that black eye when you ran into the door."

The husband asks, "So, why is everything in such
perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT! . . Mom dragged you
to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone! I'm married!!"


Broken table--$200
Hot breakfast--$5
Red rose bud--$3
Two aspirins--$.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . .
PRICELESS

[arkvilla]

:smile: Funny..

[sunsetlakes]

Definitely priceless!

[Dizneyblonde]

LOL if only it happened though!

[daveann]

[Mandy]

very funny!

[mumof2]

priceless!

[foreverducky]

Definitely priceless!

[Shellyamc]

good man..good man

[Mari]

hahahaha