Kitten for sale...

[Ursula]

comes free with shredded bedroom curtains and broken ornaments and shredded legs.... looks real cute though Oh and for good measure I can throw in a stinky poop tray.

[Dawn]

Swap you for a dog that broke my bestest Jack Skellington coffee mug.

[arkvilla]

You two made me chuckle - oh the joys of pets

[Isafari]

looks real cute though

that's what matters.....just look into those cute little eyes and you'll forgive

[sunsetlakes]

I have a cute looking 14 year old humanoid if you are willing to do a swap..................... Was house-trained once, but not any more - into picking bits of wallpaper by the side of his bed, leaving clothes strewn around the house and answering back in a not altogether nice way when spoken to

[Ursula]

I will trade you for a teenage daughter.... much the same as your DS....

[Tink]

I still need a pool boy. Gender notwithstanding. If anyone has an available trainee we could work something out...

Kitties and doggers... can't help there, but wish you all the luck in the world!

[Ursula]

I can make meself look like a boy....

[Tink]

Well, gender isn't the real issue...

It's the ability to take care of the pool. How are you with adding salt, and sweeping the pool down? Oh, and keeping the surrounding lanai clean and sparkly?

(There is that extra guest room...)

[Dawn]

My boy is having swimming lessons this week. Shall I slip the instructor some extra money and see if she will throw in a pool-cleaning lesson too?