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    I recently recieved a PARROT as a gift.

    The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

    Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

    I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.

    The parrot yelled back.

    I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

    So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

    Then suddenly there was total quiet.

    Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot,

    I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said

    "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

    As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

    "May I ask what the turkey did?"


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    Lol... norty!

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    LMAO! Thanks Johnie!
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