Just been out to do a little shopping and DH came with me to Asda. He wanted to push the trolley

30 seconds into our shop and he pushes the trolley into a display of champagne glasses. Now, for what seemed like a week and a half (but must have been one second) the display decides which way to fall and there was an almighty clatter! Asda's becomes silent for what seemed like a week and a half (but must have been one second) and about 10 members of staff come running towards DH.

Luckily, I was a couple of paces behind him at the time so I managed to grab a magazine from the rack and place it at face level to read all about Jordan and her walk from the jungle! I wasn't with him