I can see the headlines now:Originally Posted by Kate, post: 182676
Airport workers killed by mad, toilet crazed, tourist stampede!
Airlines promise swift retribution!
"We've obviously got to re-think our approach" said various airline executives. "Perhaps we need to issue plastic bags to all passengers during the last hour of flight". To the surprise of no one, they also added "Of course, we'd have to charge a premium for the bag."
Tom (... cynical, sardonic and disillusioned. But I'm not letting that get me down!)