I have just spent an hour at our local B&Q getting the oddest looks from my fellow shoppers. Why? I had to stand next to the shower cubicle with the sliding door with Owen going in and out. Every time he went in I had to say in my loudest voice "Door opening". When he pulled the door shut I had to say "Door closing". He then presses an imaginary button and I have to say either "Lift going Up" or "Lift going down" depending on which imaginary button he presses! The best one is when he gives me the nod I have to say "Lift arriving at level G" followed by Door opening etc. He thinks it's the best game ever. I, however, just want to hide!