Sung to the tune of: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
Made famous by: Rupert Holmes
I was tired of my routine, and I needed a break.
A getaway with my girlfriends, reservations to make.
So while I sat there thinking, I surfed the 'net in bed.
And on the Walt Disney Website, there was this Special that read:
If you like the Tower of Terror, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into schedules, and you don't mind weight gain
If you like eating ribs 'til midnight, and drinking beer until late
We've got the trip that you long for, come to The World, and ESCAPE.
I didn't think another moment; I booked the trip right away.
Emailed both of my girlfriends, told them to call and not delay.
Then I waited with high hopes, for my cell phone to ring,
And I smiled in the instant when I heard them sing:
Yes, we like the Tower of Terror, and getting caught in the rain.
We're not much into schedules, we are into parades.
We've got to meet you in Tomorrowland, and cut through all this red tape.
At a ride called Space Mountain, where we'll plan our ESCAPE.
More to come...
Girls, feel free to start your pre-trippies when you have five minutes