I have a folder that diverts all the spam emails from my inbox and as I am up at this ridiculous hour I've just been having a look through it.
Some of the email headings are wicked.
Loads of variations on the "buy this drug and make it bigger" theme.
A couple from ladies trying to sell their services to me.
Someone is even trying to sell me one of the 3 spare ipads they have.
But this one is completely and totally my best.
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