Life is like a loo roll, the closer to the end yuo get the quicker it goes
Loo roll must put that on the list
Naw... get the kind that still has wood chips in it.
Gives you a true sensation of "roughing" it!
Tom (... back to the frontier!)
Oh gosh!!! PACK!!!!!! Get the kittehs ready to be left behind! Get the cameras set up!!!!
Send me my TICKET!!!!!! Heeeheeeeheee