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    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle

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    what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea





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    "Knock Knock"
    "Who`s there?"
    "Old lady"
    "Old lady who?"












    "I never knew that you could yodel"




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    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle

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    How do you get insects to race?


















































    One Two Flea Go!
    I am a fully fledged member of the Pastafarian Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esmeralda, post: 227663
    How do you get insects to race?


















































    One Two Flea Go!
    like it got any more





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    what is yellow and black and goes zzub zzub?






    A bee going backwards.





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    THAT one I knew! LOLOL!
    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

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    I can't tell you my joke (in my siggy), not here anyway.
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    Q) What do you et if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?????
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    A) A Wooley Jumper
    Sandra

















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