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    what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea





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    "Knock Knock"
    "Who`s there?"
    "Old lady"
    "Old lady who?"












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    How do you get insects to race?


















































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    Quote Originally Posted by Esmeralda, post: 227663
    How do you get insects to race?


















































    One Two Flea Go!
    like it got any more





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    what is yellow and black and goes zzub zzub?






    A bee going backwards.





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    THAT one I knew! LOLOL!

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    I can't tell you my joke (in my siggy), not here anyway.
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    Q) What do you et if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?????
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    A) A Wooley Jumper
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