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    I caught a chap pouring milk and cream over my car last night. I thought "How dare he".





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    DENTISTS ARE GOING ON STRIKE-----BRACE YOURSELF





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    Quote Originally Posted by robertcraig, post: 242747
    DENTISTS ARE GOING ON STRIKE-----BRACE YOURSELF
    Is that the tooth, or is it a fib? :lol;





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    strange quiz answers
    Aubergine------Native of AUSTRALIA
    K2------K9 is a dog so K2 must be a puppy
    LUNAR CYCLE--A bicycle thats powered by the moon





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    what do you call a penguin in the dessert??






    LOST!!




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    Why do bears have fur coats because they would look silly in a raincoat





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    WINNING joke at edinburgh festival---- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SNOW WHITE and THE SEVEN DWARVES





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    Somebody said are the cats big at WDW
    wHY --You should see the size of the MOUSE





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    Knock knock--who is there

    Cash

    Cash who

    No thanks I prefer Peanuts





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    Pappa tomato, Mamma tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street.

    Baby tomato kept falling behind.

    So Daddy tomato turned around, squashed him and said "catchup".

    Tom (... I'll go back to me corner now...)

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